You’re probably wondering: “Why on earth would I want to be more like a dog?” “I’ve already nailed the puppy-dog eyes, what else is there?” “I’m a cat person!” I get it. But stick with me—I promise I haven’t lost the plot. We have a rescue dog named Doug. He’s a scruffy little character who doesn’t fit the typical “dog” mould. He avoids water, won’t touch a stick, refuses tummy rubs, and has zero interest in playing fetch. Honestly, we sometimes joke that Doug is a defective